The Wrong Missy is a “comedy” produced by Adam Sandler's production company Happy Madison Productions. It stars David Spade as a total dumbass (as typical for a main character for a Happy Madison movie) as he invites his dream girl out to a resort but instead a total cunt bitch that happens to have the same name as his dream girl shows up. Where do I fucking begin with this piece of shit? First of all, this movie lays on those Happy Madison tropes on thick. You name it, the main character is a dumbass retard, he gets the hot chick even though she's way out of his league, the entire movie revolves around the main character going on vacation, the villain is just as childish and stupid as the main character, you got a lot of the typical Happy Madison cast here, such as Rob Schneider and Nick Swardson, I could go on but I have a lot more bullshit to talk about.
I have said this about that crime against humanity known as Jack and Jill, there should be a law against putting The Wrong Missy and comedy in the same sentence! To the 32% of critics on Rotten Tomatoes who gave this movie a positive review, who's rotten asshole were you smoking out of? Holy shit this movie was GARBAGE! I had to take a 20 minute break about 35 minutes in because I got so pissed off! Who the fuck finds this shit funny? Not a single joke, person or scene is funny here. David Spade, what the fuck? Before you got with Adam Sandler you were hilarious! You had great comedic chemistry with Chris Farley, you were awesome in the very underrated The Emperor's New Groove! Ever since you got with Happy Madison you went down the fucking shitter! David Spade was awful in this! He delivered his lines like he knew the material he was given was ass! Of course you got Rob Schneider who was never funny in the first place! Nick Swardson is a total dumb fuck here like he always is!
Now we get to the absolute worst part of this trash excuse for a film, the titular “wrong missy”! She is by far the worst character ever put to film! That's saying something considering all of the garbage I have sat though all these years! She is annoying, a total cunt, and a rapist! I'm not even making that up, there is attempted rape in this film! Fuck sakes, in Jack and Jill we had both Jill and Al Pacino being total creeps, in Pixels we had Josh Gad being an annoying dumbass and a creep, now we have this dumb bitch being an annoying whore and a rapist! Happy Madison Productions, just do everyone a favor and fuck off!
This is a film that gave me a headache and made me shaky because of how angry it made me. I actually wanted to punch a wall because of how bad this movie was! I have to apologize to movies such as You People and Rough Night, those screenplays are nowhere near as bad as this shit was! Fist Fight, Dirty Grandpa, Dirty Love and The Hottie and the Nottie are still worse than this but this is easily one of the worst written comedies I have ever seen in my entire fucking life! I don't know how Netflix thought this was worthy of greenlighting. Oh wait, it's because Adam Sandler is their cash cow and will put out any garbage he produces because Happy Madison movies bring in large streaming numbers for them! It's pretty sad how in these times this garbage is still able to succeed.
Continuing on with the many awful things I can say about this cinematic abortion, as with many Happy Madison movies, it's a film that cost a whole lot of money to make but it doesn't show on the screen. Seriously, where did all that money go? Was it for the cast and crew to take that luxurious vacation? I and many others have asked this, how does a vacation filled with many unfunny hijinks and jokes count as a movie? Why do these movies have bigger budgets than a lot of the big action blockbusters? Guillermo del Toro movies cost way less money than many Happy Madison projects, it's absolutely ridiculous! The direction is not good either, the director couldn't get a good performance out of an actor to save his life. The cinematography is typical for a Happy Madison film.
So in the end, The Wrong Missy is nothing short of a trainwreck! I never thought I would say this, but I finally found a Happy Madison film that's worse than Jack and Jill! Just thinking about this movie makes my blood pressure run sky high. This is a film for retards! If you see this shit on Netflix, skip it at all costs! Don't waste 90 minutes of your time on this shit, it's not worth it!
Grade: F
Film Info
Production Companies: Netflix, Happy Madison Productions
Run time: 90 min
Release date: May 13th, 2020
Director: Tyler Spindel
Writer: Chris Pappas, Kevin Barnett
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