The Emoji Movie - movie review (originally written on July 29th, 2017)

Funny, this poster really reminds me of the Blu-ray case for Sausage Party.

We have come a long way in the history of cinema where we have received films such as Jaws, Jurassic Park, Terminator 2 and many more!  Now it's 2017, and we now have a movie about emojis!  People actually thought this would be a good idea.  But because a movie called "The Lego Movie" came out 3 years ago, and it was a great film, I was willing to give this movie a chance.  Oh how a horrible mistake that was!  This movie was fucking terrible!!!!!

Both of these screenshots explain themselves.  That is fucking sad.  Both Fifty Shades movies were better received.
(screenshots were taken when the film was initially released)

This movie is one of the worst movies of the year, if not the absolute worst!  This movie features one of the worst and forgettable stories out of any movie of 2017.  This movie has no good characters!  All the wonderfully talented actors who are voicing these characters are completely wasted!  Patrick Stewart voices the shit emoji.  THE SHIT EMOJI!!!!!!  T.J. Miller voices the main character, and he was in fucking Deadpool for crying out loud!!!  Anna Faris (who was Sam Sparks in the Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs movies) is the main character's love interest!  By the way, she was actually the worst thing about this movie!  Her character was fucking terrible, she is that kind of feminist character that people hate!  JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!!  A large portion of this movie is the 3 main characters going through lots of apps, and people, this movie has really shitty transition between those scenes!  This movie has the worst editing I have ever seen since Fantastic Four in 2015.  This movie is also so fucking BORING!!!!  This movie was never funny, and this movie feels so much longer than 86 minutes!   This movie was so bad that even 98% of the kids in the theater I was at didn't like it!  The theater was DEAD SILENT!!!  I took 2 of my cousins to see this movie, one of them actually liked it but she was only 3 at the time so I will cut her some slack.  I honestly think Sony should be ashamed, just like they should be ashamed for Ghostbusters (2016)!  To keep this review short, The Emoji Movie is a fucking train wreck!  No kid should see this, kids have much better movies to watch!  This is a movie with absolutely no redeeming qualities.

Grade:  F
MPAA: PG (for rude humor)
Run time:  86 min
Studio:  Columbia Pictures, Sony Pictures Animation