Holy shit, we are finally at the fucking end! I just watched this at the Melville theater last night and holy shit I have stuff to talk about! This movie is garbage! While not the worst Resident Evil movie (that still goes to the first film!) it is still really bad just like every movie before this! This movie has really bad acting, unconvincing CGI, and really, REALLY AWFUL ACTION SEQUENCES! What makes the action even worse is that almost this movie's entire run time is action sequence after action sequence! And if you choose to see this piece of shit, DO NOT SEE THIS IN 3D!!!! Why? Because all the shaky cam and constant quick cut action in this movie will make you feel sick! The first 15 minutes of the movie is the biggest Mad Max: Fury Road rip-off I have ever seen! There are SO MANY jump scares! I almost walked out of this fucker! I have never came close to walking out of a theater since I saw Fantastic Four (2015)! At least Resident Evil 2-5 were entertaining in a so bad it's good kind of way! This is almost as unwatchable as the original film! The only thing that saves this movie from being the worst in the franchise is that this movie is far more fast paced and entertaining than the original! This movie at the end also makes the biggest fuck you to the fans of the video games I have ever seen! I won't spoil it but if you see this movie, you will find out! This is by far the worst film of 2017 so far!
Grade: F
Run time: 106 min
MPAA: Rated R for sequences of violence throughout
Studio: Sony/Screen Gems
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