Fantastic Four (2015) review

So I guess 20th Century Fox will not give the rights to MARVEL yet!  I have to tell you that they should have!  Fant4stic is directed by Josh Trank and stars Miles Teller, Michael B. Jordan, Jamie Bell, and Kate Mara.  And it is about 4 teens who invent a machine that can teleport them into different dimensions and when they enter one, a freak accident happens and they suddenly get strange powers.  Sounds interesting right?  Not here it isn't!  This movie was a ginormous trainwreck disaster!  There are no redeeming qualities in this entire film!  This film has piss poor special effects, phoned in acting, a terrible script, and nothing ever happens in this whole 100 minute movie!  There is only one action sequence, at the very end of the movie!  I wanted to like this movie, but I hate it!  And sorry that I don't have much to say about it, this movie gave me nothing to work with!  This is the 2nd worst movie of the decade, and by far the worst movie of 2015!

Grade: F

Run time: 100 minutes

MPAA:  Rated PG-13 for sci-fi action violence, and language

Studio: Twentieth Century Fox

Sausage Party review

Sausage Party is the new R-rated animated comedy made by Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg.  It features the voice talents of Seth Rogen, Kristen Wiig, Jonah Hill, James Franco, Bill Hader, Michael Cera, Craig Robinson, and many more!  Sausage Party was my 3rd most anticipated movie of 2016, just under Captain America: Civil War and Deadpool.  And I gotta say, I haven't laughed this hard since "Bad Grandpa"!  Sausage Party is not only one of the best animated movies of the decade, but it's in my top 5 comedies of the decade!  Sausage Party was a great film!  The film is about a sausage named Frank (voiced by Seth Rogen) who tries to warn the other foods about the truth of their existence.  Not only did Sausage Party have constantly hilarious and raunchy humor, but it also has likable and very memorable characters, clever satire, and a thought provoking story!  I will tell you right now though, don't let your kids watch Sausage Party, it is not appropriate for them!  I saw this film in theaters 3 times, and all 3 times there were kids in the theater!  So in the end, Sausage Party is a flawless, hilariously funny comedy with great animation, witty dialogue and it's overall raunchy fun!

Grade: A+
Run time: 89 minutes
MPAA:  Rated R for strong crude sexual content, pervasive language and drug use
Studio: Columbia Pictures

Welcome!

Welcome to my blog!  Here you will get a lot of reviews to classic movies and recent movies!  I will review movies in the most professional way I can!  The first movie I will review is the new R-rated animated comedy "Sausage Party"!